Imagine This: Fictional Factions

Imagine This is a feature hosted by Austin at Imaginary Reads. Every Saturday, Austin comes up with a question that asks readers to explore a book and come up with an outcome using the power of imagination.

This week's question:

If you could join any fictional organization or faction, what would you join and why?

My Answer:
I would join Slytherin's Quidditch team because that rich snotty kid (Malfoy) buys them all cool broomsticks and I would get to beat Harry (in a game). It's way cooler to be the guy that defeats the hero than to be the hero himself after all.